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Adult Old Lady Grandma Wig

To Grandmother's House We Go Before you dress as an elderly lady, you've got to figure out your story. Are you the sort of little old grannie whose grandkids travel over the river and through the woods to visit her and hang out in her sunny presence?

Or are you the stern grandma who insists that boiled prunes are a better treat than chocolate? The perk of the mean grandma role is that you get to yell at people.

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but the "nice grandma" perk is homemade cookies. Product Details Are you an old soul?

You're going to love dressing up in this exclusive Old Lady Grandma Wig for Women! The headpiece features a mesh wig cap with an elastic edge that creates a snug fit.

It's covered in gray synthetic hair that comes pre-styled in a center part and swept into a low bun in the back. Wise Beyond Your Years It was so smart to wear a wig to get that perfect old-fashioned look to go with your grandma costume!

You must have lived a long time to gather such knowledge (that, or you saw a good ad).

$14.99

Auntie Mask

Wouldn't it be amazing to have the ability to age yourself by a couple decades so you could go take advantage of all the senior discounts out there? It's a goldmine!

You would get to spend less of your hard-earned money on coffee, buffets, and even on traveling expenses. Talk about a deal of a lifetime!

Maybe that's why you literally have to live through a lifetime to get all of those perks. Makes sense, but who would want to wait that long before reaping all the benefits?

No one, that's who. Now, try to contain yourself but we may have found a shortcut to bypass the whole aging process.

Check out this Auntie Mask! You can look ancient in no time at all!

You may want to think about raiding your grandma's closet. That will keep people from wondering why an elderly woman is wearing jeans with tears and fitted Tees with graphic designs that the young whipper-snappers are into nowadays.

So, grab some hard candies, get your old-timer jargon down, and come up with some delightful stories about those fictional grandchildren that ya just love so much, then you're illusion will be complete and you'll be ready to recieve discount after discount!
$59.99

Bright White Women's Bob Wig

This is aBright White Bob Wig for Women.
$19.99

Child Grandma Costume

When you ask your child what she wants to be when she grows up, does she reply, "elderly"? If so, she must be a pretty smart cookie.

Those folks in the home know what's up. Those Grandmas and Grandpas have lived through an age without internet if you wanted to bake a cake you'd look in a cookbook.

If you wanted someone's phone number you'd look in a phone book. When they went to the Grand Canyon for their honeymoon they didn't take a selfie stick, they asked a stranger to take their picture.

They took chances, made mistakes, and now they can tell us young whipper snappers their hard earned opinions on everything from the weather to that sweater you're wearing. When your child puts on her gray curls she knows she's putting on the wig of wisdom, the right to say, "You kids get off my lawn!

". In her darling yellow sweater, your child will be ready for that bridge tournament she signed up for last month.

Have patience when you're driving to the senior center and she keeps telling you to slow down. You'll get there three times slower than usual, but at least she's in character.

Ethel and Mortie will probably save a spot for her at their table, anyway, they know she's a contender, she's always holding a good hand. Sure, your girl has always been an old soul but it's a little alarming how fast she's growing up.

She's always had an affinity for hitting up early bird specials and trading canning methods, but not until recently did she start stealing your brow liner to draw wrinkles on her face. You've tried to get her to act her age long enough, it's time you accepted her gray-haired ways.

It's not all bad, once she fully gets into character, you'll be able to take advantage of that senior citizen discount all over town!
$44.99

Child Grandma Costume

When you ask your child what she wants to be when she grows up, does she reply, "elderly"? If so, she must be a pretty smart cookie.

Those folks in the home know what's up. Those Grandmas and Grandpas have lived through an age without internet if you wanted to bake a cake you'd look in a cookbook.

If you wanted someone's phone number you'd look in a phone book. When they went to the Grand Canyon for their honeymoon they didn't take a selfie stick, they asked a stranger to take their picture.

They took chances, made mistakes, and now they can tell us young whipper snappers their hard earned opinions on everything from the weather to that sweater you're wearing. When your child puts on her gray curls she knows she's putting on the wig of wisdom, the right to say, "You kids get off my lawn!

". In her darling yellow sweater, your child will be ready for that bridge tournament she signed up for last month.

Have patience when you're driving to the senior center and she keeps telling you to slow down. You'll get there three times slower than usual, but at least she's in character.

Ethel and Mortie will probably save a spot for her at their table, anyway, they know she's a contender, she's always holding a good hand. Sure, your girl has always been an old soul but it's a little alarming how fast she's growing up.

She's always had an affinity for hitting up early bird specials and trading canning methods, but not until recently did she start stealing your brow liner to draw wrinkles on her face. You've tried to get her to act her age long enough, it's time you accepted her gray-haired ways.

It's not all bad, once she fully gets into character, you'll be able to take advantage of that senior citizen discount all over town!
$44.99

Child Grandma Costume

When you ask your child what she wants to be when she grows up, does she reply, "elderly"? If so, she must be a pretty smart cookie.

Those folks in the home know what's up. Those Grandmas and Grandpas have lived through an age without internet if you wanted to bake a cake you'd look in a cookbook.

If you wanted someone's phone number you'd look in a phone book. When they went to the Grand Canyon for their honeymoon they didn't take a selfie stick, they asked a stranger to take their picture.

They took chances, made mistakes, and now they can tell us young whipper snappers their hard earned opinions on everything from the weather to that sweater you're wearing. When your child puts on her gray curls she knows she's putting on the wig of wisdom, the right to say, "You kids get off my lawn!

". In her darling yellow sweater, your child will be ready for that bridge tournament she signed up for last month.

Have patience when you're driving to the senior center and she keeps telling you to slow down. You'll get there three times slower than usual, but at least she's in character.

Ethel and Mortie will probably save a spot for her at their table, anyway, they know she's a contender, she's always holding a good hand. Sure, your girl has always been an old soul but it's a little alarming how fast she's growing up.

She's always had an affinity for hitting up early bird specials and trading canning methods, but not until recently did she start stealing your brow liner to draw wrinkles on her face. You've tried to get her to act her age long enough, it's time you accepted her gray-haired ways.

It's not all bad, once she fully gets into character, you'll be able to take advantage of that senior citizen discount all over town!
$44.99